Petey is a ghost of his former self. As a pirate parrot, he is the head of his class. Arrr Arrr Arrr.
Can't understand why the last possessor of Petey would think that California is closer to Texas than New Mexico. Hmmm. Isn't Las Cruces, NM, just 20 miles from El Paso, TX? Oh, well, geography and today's youth is a lost cause.