Our Prison Football Team is the best! It is rough and tough and great fun to watch. (But, We lost three players last year due to roughness. )
Welcome to the Detroit Prison! We have some rules at my prison:
1. Treat the Guards with Respect.
2. Keep you and your cell clean.
3. Do NOT participate in the prison riots and fires!
4. Lights out at 9 PM sharp.
5. No Gambling!
6. Be ready for the chain gang TreePlanting work crew at 6 AM Sharp.
If you can follow these rules you may get out of here early.