BWAAAHHHAAAAHAAA!
I HAVE TRIUMPHED! IT HAS BEEN A BATTLE TO TAKE OVER THIS CACHERS MIND AND DRIVE HIM TO WHERE I WANT TO BE!
BY QUERYING MY INTERGALATIC DATABASE I'VE DETERMINED THE BEST STARTING POINT FOR WORLD DOMINATION TO BE RIGHT HERE IN LAWRENCE KS! THE HISTORY OF THE TOWN SPEAKS FOR ITSELF, I WILL RULE HERE IN NO TIME AT ALL!
WITH THIS NEW HOME THAT I AM IN I HAVE BECOME A SUPER POWER! WHAT LUCK, FINDING THIS, READY TO TAKE OVER AND REBUILD, IN A NUCLEAR FREE ZONE! OH THE IRONY! I AM IMMEDIATELY SETTING OUT TO REBUILD THIS, I HAVE ALREADY BEGUN RESTORATION WORK WITH MY INTERGALATIC LEATHERMAN SUPER TOOL.
IF MY NEW SUBJECTS WISH TO KEEP ME HAPPY THEY MUST BRING ME; BEER FROM FREE STATE BREWERY, MEXICAN FOOD FROM EL MEZCAL, 3 GALLONS OF WD40, AND ANY OTHER ROBOTS YOU MAY THINK YOU OWN.
THAT IS ALL FOR NOW,
SIGNED, YOUR NEW RULER!