Cap'n Sam,
Blimey but we loves these baubles 'n' shinies 'n' booty 'n' swag 'n' loot 'n' stash 'n' pieces-o-eight. We ain't ne'er afore see'd th' likes of this here TB. Some landlubbers jus' has ideas what makes us pirates op'n 'r mouths in awe.
We had us a time findin' a cap t' add t' yer TB's shinies, cause most o' our beverages comes in kegs. We pawed through 'r gold coins 'n' treasure chests and thar she be. Usin' our barnacle scrapin' dagger, we got 'er attached 'n' left yer TB safely tucked inta a cache.
Well shiver me timbers! We are jus' a lil' long 'n th' tooth, jus' geezers o' th' sea 'n' a lil' fergetful I be guessin' cause we fergot to record this here log. So we be settin' down t' paper th' reckonin' o' this. We be sayin' 'r thanks 'n' wishin' yer TB fair winds 'n its future great grand adventures.