Fastest Thong in the West
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Owner:
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Yosemite John and Debbie
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Released:
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Wednesday, June 20, 2007
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Origin:
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California, United States
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To move as FAR and FAST as possible. This TB is in a race for mileage. If you can move it far in the near future please do so, otherwise place it in a cache that gets frequent traffic so it can continue on its quest for mileage. Please do NOT place in multi caches, puzzle caches or events.
This TB is a pink thong. When I grew up these were called thongs. OK, I acknowledge that makes me kinda old. Back then it was not controversial if a five year old wore thongs. It was just normal summertime footwear for men, women, boys and girls of all ages.
At some point in time thongs were kidnapped by a skimpy patch of fabric known in the underworld as G-String. Thongs suddenly disappeared from public view (well most of the time anyway). The Thongs entered the witness protection program and were given the new name of "Flip Flops".
G-String, emboldened by the success of its crime, continued its crime spree with identity theft of the Thong name. Thong was helpless to defend its good name without exposing its new identity.
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