Welcome to the Detroit Largest Prison System.
We have some rules here:
1. Treat the guards with respect.
2. No gambling or drugs in the cell or hallways.
3. NO GANG ACTIVITIES!
4. Lights out at 9 PM.
5. Be ready to work the chain gang at 5:20 AM. sharp.
6. Do NOT participate in the prison riots or fires.
7. Cell room & board fees are $79.00/day, payable by pay pal.
If you follow the rules you will get out of here some day.