I heard that the owner of this bug was abducted by aliens and the real Esquimaux is someone circling the galaxy. The one up in the Monterery area is an impostor trying to keep the real Esquimaux from winning this bug race. That's why the alien moved Dennis up there...to keep him away from his friends who would recognize the difference.
We can't let the real Dennis down! We love him! We must do all we can do to keep his bug moving and try to help him win this bug race!!! Don't listen to the impostor on this message board! We owe Dennis at least this much. Afterall, we may never see him again!
WE LOVE YOU ESQUIMAUX!!! WHEREVER YOU ARE!!!