Gecko-nomics
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Owner:
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Long Strider
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Released:
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Friday, January 31, 2003
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Origin:
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Florida, United States
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Gecko-nomics wants to prove that he can travel anywhere for free!
Gecko-Nomics - The art of living off of others with no conscience
and no thought of repayment. See also Cheap, Sleazy, and Bum.
(The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
This cheap sleeze of a Gecko wants to take a vacation.
Being an extortionist, dog thief and used car salesman can be very taxing.
His only problem is that he has no cash. (And no pockets to keep it in if he did!)
So this miserly lizard has attached a travel bug to himself and has decided to travel all over the place sponging off the generosity of Good Samaritans (chumps) who will pick him up and take him with them when they travel. (Free, of course!)
As he is too cheap to buy a camera he also hopes they'll take pictures for him (again, free) and post them so he can brag about all the people he put the squeeze on.
Keep him away from your daughters and your booze!
And no, he does not sell insurance. Or have any, for that matter.
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