[b]GALAHAD[/b] Of course. Joseph of Aramathea! - [b] ALL [/b] Of course.
[b] ARTHUR [/b] What does it say? -[b]BROTHER MAYNARD [/b]It reads ... "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathea.'
Excitement. "He who is valorous and pure of heart may find the Holy Grail in the aaaaarrrrrrggghhh..."
[b]ARTHUR[/b] What? - [/b] BROTHER MAYNARD[/b] "The Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh..."
[b]BEDEVERE[/b] What's that? - [b]BROTHER MAYNARD[/b] He must have died while carving it.
[b]BEDEVERE[/b] Oh, come on. - [b]BROTHER MAYNARD [/b] That's what it says.
[b]ARTHUR[/b] (miming) But if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve "Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh". He'd just say it.
[b]BROTHER MAYNARD[/b] It's down there carved in stone. - GALAHAD Perhaps he was dictating.
[b]ARTHUR[/b] Shut up. Is that all it says? - [b]BROTHER MAYNARD [/b] That's all. "Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh".
[b]ARTHUR[/b] "Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh". - [b]BEDEVERE[/b] Do you think he meant the Camargue?
[b]GALAHAD [/b]Where's that? -[b]BEDEVERE[/b] France, I think.
[b]LAUNCELOT[/b] Isn't there a St. Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh's in Cornwall? - [b]ARTHUR [/b] No, that's Saint Ives.
A muffled roar is heard.
[b]ROBIN[/b] Hey! - [b]BEDEVERE[/b] No, that's in Herefordshire. - [b]ROBIN [/b] (more urgently) No ... HEY!!!
[b]LAUNCELOT [/b] "Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh ... " - [b]ROBIN [/b] No! "Hey"! is surprise and alarm!
[b]BEDEVERE[/b] Oooooh! - [b]LAUNCELOT [/b] No "Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh ... " at the back of the throat.
[b]BEDEVERE [/b] No! "Oooooh!" in surprise and alarm! -[i]He indicated the entrance of the cave. They all turn and look. There in - the opening is a huge, unpleasant, fairly well drawn cartoon beast.[/i]
[b]ARTHUR [/b] Oh! -[b]GALAHAD [/b]My God! - [b]LAUNCELOT[/b] What is it?
[b]BEDEVERE [/b] I know! I know! I Know! (snaps his fingers as he tries to remember)
it's the ... it's on the tip of my tongue ...
It's The Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!
The holy grail...endlich ist er mein!!!!!!!!!!!