Ophelia Lite

This travel bug was formerly known as There and Back Again - The Smith River. Smithy has now morphed into a new identity on a secret mission the nature of which cannot be revealed at this time.

Ophelia Light was until recently the lead singer of the underground rock band Green Soap. Ophy and fellow members Sir Penta Knight and Soapy Stone formed the underground rock band Payrido Tight many hundreds of millions of years ago. One night approximately 100 million years ago, Payrido Tight, metamorphosed after someone heavily watered down the drinks. The band was steamed until green in the face (and all the other parts of their bodies too). They decided to change the name of the band to Green Soap and promptly headed for California.

Arriving well in advance of the 1960's they had nothing to do but lay around in a mucky hovel for several million years until some neighbors came up with a brilliant new concept band. Isost Acy became the new opening act for Green Soap and they began a long and dramatic raise together to fame and greater recognition than either band could ever have imagined.

After a very long and illustrious career Green Soap decided to call it quits and go their separate ways. Ophy finally saw the light of day for the first time as a result of a job interview at a CalTrans hillside reconstruction site near the Green Gate Pass geocache. What she didn't realize was that all members of Green Soap and Isost Acy had outstanding warrants for malicious destruction of State Highways and railroad beds.

Although the secret mission cannot be divulged as yet Ophy and her mates all know that they need to just run like heck!





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