Moutain Water???? Nooo my fine feline, mountain water will never have what is neccessary for the secret of eternal youth!
You need to come down to the peidmont where things are industrial and complex molecules form in every sink, tub, & spare tire in the Ozonated areas around charlotte!
Pure water? Yah leave that for the milksops & old ladies. Drinking around my house!!! Now that'll keep you from aging!
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