I retrieved Alabama Slammer from Iroquois Park and have taken him north across the mighty Ohio River to my digs in Indiana. I've rather sardonically offered to share with him a fine bottle of Delirium Tremens, but the ingrate sits there with his trunk turned up! (Beer cognoscenti will appreciate the irony here: Delirium Tremens is a strong Belgian ale and it's logo is a pink elephant.) Perhaps with a name like Slammer one shouldn't expect him to appreciate the finer points of good ale.
Well, he'll soon be safely ensconced in a cache here in Indiana. Maybe he'll find beer more to his liking with his next hosts. I hope he does.