Buzz'ter

My given name is Buzz'ter which I like better than my common name, humungous house fly, or my scientific name: Mucho Musca domestica Linnaeus (Insecta: Diptera: Giant Muscidae) My goal is to be catch up to "Buzz" the other fly that wants to be recognized in Guinness World Book of Records as the first house fly to make a documented flight around the earth.He's my cousin, and I'd love to fly around the world first and beat him! hehehe

I admire my cousin "Buzz" (TBC982)by Gnome Gnavigators and was thrilled when I heard Buzz was trying to set a new record. I knew I just had to try to meet up with him, and try to go along. Some of my friends think this may just be some "fly by night" scheme of his, but I think he'll really do it, and I want to be there to cheer him on, you know--just be a "little fly on the wall" at all of the right times. Anyways, anything anyone can do to help me find him on my travels would be great. If not, just keep me moving, I might even beat him around, wouldn't that just be the "flys buzz"?

I'd also like to have some great experiences along the way. I love picnics, the bright lights, and the horse races (or should I say the stables), and yeah, let's not forget the cowpies. But please, I hate fly fishing, sappy trees, and and windy days. And I'm terrified of refrigerators (got caught inside one once-ever since I get cold feet just thinking about them).

Please, on my days of rest, I'd prefer watching "Fearless Fly" on TV. None of those Human fly movies, it's too scary to think of what it would be like to be half human. Just being around people bugs me. Of course, if you know where there is a pretty little lady bug who likes movies too...........

Well, time for me to bug out, or buzz off, please let my friends know how I'm doing, and send photos whenever possible. Thanks, Buzz'ter