Bishop Crew's Cache Mobile... AKA %@$!RANGO

I'm the Bishop Crew's cache mobile.  Here's a shot of me doing what I do best!   What's that you wonder?  My claim to fame is stranding the Crew high and dry!  My owners the Bishop Crew really wanted a GMC Yukon but the settled and bought me instead, I was way cheaper.  I soon showed them that "you get what you pay for!"  Since then I've standed them in multiple locations as seen here.  In the picture above doesn't it look like I'm almost grinning mishievously?  Well that's because I am!  My 4x4 option didn't do them any good there.  The Bishop Crew has called me many different names mostly all inapropriate, but the most common name is "The (BLANK) RANGO."   Don't you worry about me though, I'll get them back.  Will it be my leaky radiator, my oil consumption, perhaps major internal failure?  Oh I'll get them, but hopefuly I get discovered along the way?
Here's a list of my most current FAILURES....

1. Throttle Positioning Sensor
2. Computer
3. Radiator inlet filler hose
4. Steering column Electrical Contact ring ie " Clock Spring"
5. Freeze Plug
6. Belt Tension pully
7. Upper heater core Hose and Y fitting
8. 4x4 Shaft CV joint
9. Radiator
10. Rear Gate lifts
11. Water pump
12. Radiator cap
13. Idler Pulley
14. Windshield wiper switch (they would just stay on all the time?)
15. Power Steering pump sheared the internal pump shaft. (who needs power steering these days?)
16. Upper Radiator Hose (Twice once as a Christmas gift on Christmas Eve, and again a few years later in Feb.)
17. Auxiliary Coolant Water Pump
18. Blower Motor Resistor
19. AC Compressor 
20. AC/ Radiator Electric Cooling Fan
21. Both inner Tie Rods
22. Drivers Side Front Wheel Bearing 

Just to name a few..

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