Strange things picked up while clearing the local patch, eh? Funny you should ask..
At 'Scotland's First CITO Event', a short distance from my doorstep, I picked up several bags of rubbish. I also found a handsome, single, intelligent, sensitive cacher. His name is Jack Aubrey.
(We're going to have to stop this cheesy stuff, Jack. Other cachers must be completely hacked off by our incessant smoochings :))