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Don't you hear the caps'n pawlin'
Don't you hear the pilot bawlin'
Only one more day a-howlin'
Can't you hear the gals a-callin'
Oh, have you heard the news, me Johnny
We're homeward bound tomorrow!
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Ahoy there mateys! Now that I've done sailed the Pacific blue, walked the beaches of Maui and watched the sun set beneath the Golden Gate bridge, I find me thoughts turnin' to me captain's quarters and the tall tales of wild storms on the Atlantic and warm meals of freshly captured lobster. I'd be mighty obliged if you could move me along that way.
But you know, for all me travlin' I never did see a true and proper desert, wit its sea of sands an' its burrowin' critters...