Famoos

Famoos has spent many months in a field grazing on soft, sweet grass.
When the time came for the visit to the slaughter house Farmer Loin, (who just so happens to be a Sir!!!!) couldn't fit Famoos in the lorry. With that in mind Famoos decided to make a break for it and trampled poor Farmer Loins very expensive, electric fencing down, (hence the frizzy cow fur!!)
After spending many a day roaming the Wiltshire countryside and getting decidely more large, Famoos decided he needed a goal in life, something to strive for.
He started to rub beefy shoulders with more travelled cows and herd (tehe) many stories of rich and famous people that had turned their appetites to blue-green algae and salad ala air to keep their perfect figures.
Famoos was astounded to hear this and felt inspired to meet such people.
Famoos wants to travel the world meating (tehe) famous people and places, having his photograph taken, (if he can fit in the camera lense; wide angles please!) at every opportunity.
Famoos needs to hit the highlife brushing hoofs with people from the moovies, moosicals and udderly famous people from any other walks of life. He also wants to travel far and wide being pictured as far away from home as possible; to add insult to injury Famoos plans to send these pictures back to Farmer Loin to make him as madcow as possible.
So will you help Famoos live his dream and have his bullish way to udderly annoy Farmer Loin
Who knows, it's down to moooooooooo..........!!!!!!!

Rather large, freeky looking cow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!