Ok, where the heck is the Boy Scout camp near here? Anybody headed to Camp Wehinahpay? I hear it's just a short drive down to south central NM. Hey, anybody listening? It's roomy in here, compared with other places I've been abandoned, but it sure is dark. And I think I smell donuts and deli meats--that's driving me crazy! C'mon, guys! 319 Potato Canyon Road, Sacramento, New Mexico 88347--is that too much to ask? (Potato Canyon? Are you kidding me? More food?) A little lift, please? I gotta get to a BSA camp and back to Virginia by next June. There's no time to sit around here, especially when I could be inside, cozying up to people headed south, mooching a ride--and eating whatever it is that smells so darn good! SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF THIS TUBE, PLEASE! My owner ain't gonna be happy about this! Doesn't this constitute some kind of cruel and unusual punishment, having to sit out here in the dark in a plastic tube while everyone else is inside having a grand time--and EATING! Is that coffee I smell? Oh, this is gonna be a long night.