"Oompa-loompa doopatee dee - Is there anyone with hair as cool as me?"
Poor guy was going through chocolate withdrawl when I found him, hidden inside a tupperware shake making tumbler, inside a hollow tree... They didn't even leave him a Hershey's kiss to nibble on!!
So I'm going out for sausage gravy and biscuits, and I'll get him a chocolate sundae!