El Rojo Declares CACHE WAR!!!

The El Rojo Declares CACHE WAR!!! Coin's mission is to travel about Kern County fomenting CACHE WARS!!!! wherever it goes. 

When someone logs an TFTC on your most excellently and thoughtful cache that has a ton of favorite points, how does that make you feel? Do you feel like finding that person and berating them? You need to declare a CACHE WAR!!!

When someone finds an FTF and doesn't log it for days so you go to look for it only to find their name already on the log, do you want to go find their caches and leave a dead mackerel inside? You need to declare a CACHE WAR!!!

You enjoy using the vastly inferior GC App that does nothing to enhance your Geocaching experience, but your crummy cache buddies give you hell about not upgrading to Cachly and you resist solely out of stubbornness? You need to declare a CACHE WAR!!!

You enjoy using the vastly superior Cachly app that makes projections, shows archived caches, translates languages in the field, shows the previous logs of caches in an easy to read format, displays FTFs on the map, and is just generally superior to the GC App, but your buddy out of stubbornness continues to use the crappy GC App despite his usual embracing technology and great apps? You need to declare a CACHE WAR!!!

Someone says your wherigo needs maintenance because the last two people as team DNFed it because they tried to use the Garmin that the description states won't work and they are coming through the area to Geocoinfest and want you to go check on it because of the "last two DNFs", only for them to go find the cache anyway and now it still has a needs maintenance icon on the attributes so you have to go post a owner maintenance log when you knew it was there the whole time? You need to declare a CACHE WAR!!!

This coin is for all of you who sometimes get irked by the crazy things the other people in this game do that make you wonder why they don't drive themselves off of a cliff. If you ever felt like publishing a cache just to have an FTF hound go look for it when it isn't there, you should declare a CACHE WAR!!! If you ever felt like going and stealing all of a cacher's caches and burning them in a large pile, you should declare a CACHE WAR!!! If you have ever felt like leaving human excrement in someone's ammo can, you should declare a CACHE WAR!!! If you have ever talked trash to another cacher in the cache logs, you should declare a CACHE WAR!!!

By declaring a CACHE WAR!!! on your fellow cachers, it helps release the pent up tension and anger and actually helps you calm down and realize this is all just a fun game. However, don't actually go do anything about it. Just post on social media CACHE WAR!!! to make you feel better. If you aren't having fun anymore, just stop playing before you actually result to carrying out a CACHE WAR!!!