Argh!! Ahoy, Matey,
"Don't know how I ended up here in Orlando, Florida, but I'm a million leagues away from Germany." My new mate, "Muddyshoes" says that we're traveling up north a bit, so not sure if I can come home just yet." I had to explain to him that not everyone from Germany wears Liederhosen every day, but he didn't believe me. But as long as he likes German beer and brats, that was good enough for me."
(Muddy Shoes)
Orlando, Florida