Lust. What a lovely word. Lust. Say it out loud. Llllusst. Do you feel the way the tip of your tongue flickers across your teeth twice when you say it? Lllllllusssssst. Mmmmmmmmm, delicious! Honey, let me tell you – if you’ve got to suffer from one of the seven Deadly Sins, Lust is where you want to be! It’s not like Greed, or Envy – those ducks are never satisfied. Lust is all about satisfaction, and you get to be satisfied over and over and over again! Listen – let me tell you a secret. If you suffered in eternity from Gluttony, or Wrath, or Sloth – or even Pride – you would get sick of yourself, or everyone around you would get sick of you. But Lust – You’ll never get sick of Lust, my dear, and believe me no one will ever get sick of you!