My name is "The Donald" Duck. I want to run for President of the United States. I'm not particularly qualified, I just want the job for prestige. That, and I want my face on one of those great golden dollar coins. I want to BE money. And then I want a LOT of me. I want to collect many, many of those dollar coins, because I know many people who say this would be the greatest dollar coin ever minted. Many people. It's not even close. It's not even close. And if you don't vote for me, I'll sue you.