It's been in one cache for almost a year - time to move this fellow on. The disembodied head of Old Saint Nick is more than a little creepy. 😮
SCENE: North Pole Police, Captain's Office. A grizzled elf police captain stands in the doorway. His tie is loosened and a half-smoked cigar is gripped in his mouth.
Capt. McTwinkle: Pixie, Sparkle, get in here!
(Detective Pixie enters followed by Detective Sparkle)
Pixie: Yes, captain.. what is it?
Cart. McTwinkle: Shut the door. Men, the Yuletide Slasher has struck again, and he's left us his grisly calling card.
(Pulls back a sheet on the desk, revealing Santa's Head)
Pixie: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Sparkle: And here I am just 2 days from retirement! I'm getting too old for this ****.