_HT_ Budgie Smugglers
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Owner:
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_HT_
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Released:
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Friday, August 25, 2017
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Origin:
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South Wales, United Kingdom
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To avoid washing, to retain supernatural stains.
HT's mystical travelling undergarments have been avoiding the washing machine since the hot, sultry summer of 1976. Now out of retirement (and the hidden depths of an old laundry basket), they are on a countrywide tour. Yep, my prophetic pants, cryptic kecks, baffling boxers, bewitched budgie smugglers may be visiting your cache soon. So, break out the rubber gloves and a packet of Daz, you never know when my terrible trolleys might appear!
These are magical underpants. First, put them on then go outside into the street. Rub them three times with a copy of 'Mary Berry's Complete Cookbook' (original 1970 hardback edition), finally, bellow at the neighbours "behold my soggy bottom"; you'll immediately recieve two ring doughnuts and a chocolate eclair (or possibly a light prison sentence). Good luck!
(Note: The wearer assumes all responsibility for any accidents, damage, infections, diseases, court cases, public executions or cake related trauma [including over-filled cream horns] that may occur while dressed in my fetching underpants. HT is not liable for anything at all, ever).
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