Back from the ‘Bash or bust

To visit the Midwest Geobash 2022 and make my way back home to Waldo, Ohio 

In the year 2022, we experienced a lot...and that was just by March. Covid = Plague. Russia\Ukraine= War. Rising gas and food prices everything else = Poverty. What a time to be alive.

Pepperznitro and I needed an escape. What better way to escape, but than to spend some time at the Midwest Geobash. But remember that impending apocalypse? Well. Ain't nobody got the $ for 5-dollar-a-gallon gas. But... Pepperznitro does have a bike. And Pathwayz does have a pair of inline skates. So...Pepperznitro, I'm gonna need you to pull me into Waseon.

Pepperznitro put on his shirt with his most majestic stallion on it, mounted his bike, tossed Pathwayz a rope, and started to make his way toward Waseon. However, Pepperznitro hadn't participated in leg day in a while. He barely made it out of Waldo before he realized this wasn't gonna cut it.
 

So it was off to Mercari to secure affordable, reliable transportation. That's when Pepperznitro found the Flintstonemobile. No gas, and both Pepperznitro and Pathwayz could contribute the necessary manpower to make it to da Bash. However, once they made it to the bash and participated in Area 51 for a couple nights, they were too hungover to roll back home primitive-style. This level of discomfort would require an Uber. Pepperznitro and Pathwayz spent all the money they'd saved uber'ing back to Waldo and that delicious bologna sandwich that was waiting for them.

But what would happen to the Flintstonemobile? Pepperznitro slapped a trackable on it and decided to leave its fate in the hands of his fellow bash-goers.
 

We need your help to get this primitive vehicle back home to us. Dust off dem legs and set your sights on Waldo, Ohio. When you get here, we're gonna need you to to pull us into town.