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Placed in honor of L33T_Hacksta's 1K, PUSS is Adam's favorite character from Shrek 2.
Known for his witty sequoiters, I've included some of the Most Memorable Quotes from Shrek 2 character here:
Puss-in-Boots: I hate Mondays.
Puss-in-Boots: Stop, ogre! I have misjudged you.
Shrek: Join the club. We got jackets.
Captain of the Guards: Yep, that's catnip...
Puss-in-Boots: Um... that's... not mine...
[Donkey collapses in a dead faint]
Puss-in-Boots: Hey, boss. Let's shave him.
[after drinking a beauty potion]
Donkey: I don't *feel* any different. Do I look any different?
Puss-in-Boots: You still look like an ass to me!
Shrek: Quick tell a lie!
Pinocchio: What should I say?
Donkey: Say something crazy... like you're wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio: [silence]
Shrek: Are you?
Pinocchio: I most certainly am not.
Pinocchio: [nose extends] .
Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are.
Pinocchio: I am not.
Pinocchio: [nose extends]
Puss-in-Boots: What Kind?
Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG!
[Puss is watching Shrek and Fiona]
Puss-in-Boots: Whatever happens... I must not... cry.
Donkey: [to Puss-in-Boots] The position of annoying talking animal has been filled.
[convincing Donkey to let Puss come with them]
Shrek: How many cats can wear boots? Honestly?...
Puss-in-Boots: Pray for mercy from Puss... in boots.
Puss-in-Boots: Hey! Isn't we supposed to be having a fiesta?
Puss-in-Boots: Ah-ha-ha!...
[cough - hack - cough]
Puss-in-Boots: He he... Hairball.
Donkey: Oh, that is nasty!
Puss-in-Boots: I must hold on before I too go mad.
Pinocchio: Shrek? Donkey?
Puss-in-Boots: Too late.
Shrek: Aww, look at him, in his wee lil' boots! I mean, how many cats can wear boots? Honestly?
[Shrek has grabbed Puss-in-boots]
Donkey: I say we take the sword and neuter him right here! Give him the Bob Barker treatment!
Shrek: Oh, look! A little cat.
[Puss-in-boots brandishes his sword]
Donkey: Look out, Shrek, he got a piece!
Puss-in-Boots: Fear me, if you dare.
Donkey: [to Puss] If we ever need an expert on licking ourselves, we'll give you a call.
Puss-in-Boots: [to Shrek] I too was concocting this very same plan, already our minds are becoming one!
Puss-in-Boots: [trying to convince Shrek not to neuter him] Please, no, por favor, por favor, please no, I implore you. I was doing it for my family! My mother she's sick and my father he lives off the garbage. The king offered me much money and I have a little brother...