Reeinder University
It is certified that
Bananas
having completed the required course of study and having complied with all
other requirements of the University is hereby awarded the graduate diploma in
sleigh pulling
It nearly took two years, but finally you did it.
Your achievement is awesome, Bananas;
You've worked hard and you've passed the test.
We wish you success in all you do.
Someday you will help Santa Claus deliver Christmas gifts.
We wish you all the best and we will miss you.
Goodbye.