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Here's a a quick excerpt of a conversation between Mission Man and XCMTBJason:
XCMTBJason: "Hey, what's that on your back?"
Mission Man: "It's a Travel Bug"
XCMTBJason: "Right, is it heavy?"
Mission Man: "Not at all, you should have seen the guns and rocket launcher I used to have to carry. Those were heavy."
XCMTBJason: "So, What's you mission?"
Mission Man: "Take me to another cache, I am on a mission to spread the word about geocaching."
XCMTBJason: "Do you plan to take over the world someday?"
Mission Man: "No, I'm a lover not a fighter, I'm glad I was given this TB as guns and rocket launchers are not cool."
XCMTBJason: "I plan to take you to one of the best parks in Central Illinois for Mountain Bike Trails."
Mission Man: "That will meet my mission goals, Let's move out."
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