Bird Reynolds

You have found Bird Reynolds.
A tiny black bird made of 3D-printed ambition and questionable judgment.

He’s not here to hang out in suburbia.
He’s not here to sit in your glove box.
He’s on a pilgrimage to every National Park on Earth (and any other place where the bugs are loud and the map signal dies).

What He Wants

Photos. At parks. Real ones.
No, not “near” a park. Not a gas station that sells park maps.
He wants dirt, signs, overlooks, rangers, trailheads, danger noodles, storm clouds, victory poses.

You got that? Cool. Then do this:

Take him to an actual National Park or protected natural area
Snap a photo of him there (bonus if it’s majestic or slightly reckless)
Log the park name and tell us what happened
Move him along when you're done — he hates commitment

Optional, but excellent:

– Ranger selfies
– Wildlife lurking in the background
– Signs he clearly can’t read but pretends to understand
– That one weird uncle you brought on the hike

What He Is

Black PETG.
Smaller than your regrets.
Not edible, aerodynamic, or emotionally available.
He was printed for the trail and the trail alone.

What He’s Not

A collectible
A shelf ornament
A hotel prisoner
A fan of caches next to dumpsters

The End Bit

You’ve done a good thing. Bird Reynolds won’t say it out loud,
but he’ll think about this moment every time he hears wind through pine needles.
Keep him moving. Keep it weird.

— Bird Reynolds
(Just a bird. On a quest.)

Bird Reynolds is a sleek black 3D-printed bird, crafted from durable PETG.
He’s paired with a cheerful yellow-and-purple space explorer tag from the Cosmic Quest series, seen beaming from inside a chunky EVA suit.

This pair is built for long hikes, dramatic overlooks, and National Park misadventures with style.