I finally told Bubba my real name, and he just laughed and laughed at me. I'm glad I didn't tell him what my students call me. (Well they call me a lot of things, but I'm talking about my teaching name...) I am still showing Bubba around.
Today I took Bubba to my classroom. He got all excited and started to run around the classroom. He found my aquarium and wondered aloud why there wasn't any water in it with fish. I showed him my class' snails. He must be hungry. Note to self... figure out what baboons eat.
I finally showed Bubba a globe and explained what it represented. Bubba whispered into my ear where he wanted to go next. He made me swear that I wouldn't tell anyone. "Don't worry, Bubba," I began. "The only secrets I must tell are when there is someone in danger and then I have to let someone else know." He kind of just stood there staring at me. Don't worry, Bubba. Everything will be a-okay and peachy-keen.
His tour of the area will continue. Class dismissed.