On Saturday, he dealt with Assault with a deadly weapon, Shooting at inhabited dwelling, Indecent exposure, Illegal dumping, Drunk, Person with a gun, Burglary, Forgery, Auto theft, Illegal parking, and Throwing missiles.
On Sunday, he dealt with Homicide, Robbery, Drunk, Kidnapping, Felony Hit and Run, Assault, Person with a gun, Reckless driving, Assault with a deadly weapon, Forgery, Battery, Lewd conduct, Drunk Driving, and Illegal Parking.
It all adds up to one busy weekend.
Back to the puzzle part of this one.
It is the part in bold letters if you didn't already figure that part out.
Also, my neighbor is a Sheriff but I didn't ask him about his weekend.
The story was made up entirely for the puzzle.