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The Lamest of the Lame Traditional Cache

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WheresDiB: Unfortunately, this one is gone. I placed it as a joke, but as the Smiths sang, that joke isn't funny anymore.

Park the car at the side of the road
You should know
Times tide will smother you
And I will too
When you laugh about people who feel so
Very lonely
Their only desire is to die
Well, I'm afraid
It doesnt make me smile
I wish I could laugh

But that joke isn't funny anymore
Its too close to home
And it's too near the bone
Its too close to home
And it's too near the bone
More than youll ever know ...

Kick them when they fall down
Kick them when they fall down
You kick them when they fall down
Kick them when they fall down
You kick them when they fall down
Kick them when they fall down
You kick them when they fall down
Kick them when they fall down

It was dark as I drove the point home
And on cold leather seats
Well, it suddenly struck me
I just might die with a smile on my
Face after all

I've seen this happen in other peoples
Lives
And now it's happening in mine

I've seen this happen in other people's
Lives
And now its happening in mine

I've seen this happen in other people's
Lives
And now it's happening in mine
Oh ...
And now it's happening in mine
Happening in mine
Happening in mine
Happening in mine
Happening in mine

Ive seen this happen in other peoples
Lives
Oh ...
And now, now, now its happening in mine
(Ive seen this happen)
Happening in mine
Oh... now, now

I've seen this happen in other people's
Lives
Oh ...
And now, now, now it's happening in mine
Happening in mine
Mine, mine
Happening in mine

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Hidden : 4/18/2007
Difficulty:
1.5 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:


After being voted the "Lamest Cacher" of 2006 at the Geos Awards, I decided to celebrate my victory by listing a very lame cache.

Why is it so lame, you ask?
1. Its only purpose is to give you a smiley
2. It isn't located anywhere interesting
3. It is a silver bison tube that hasn't even been camoflauged
4. If you are really talented, you don't even have to get out of the car to retrieve it. With that said, you can park almost directly under the cache.
5. Since it was her birthday, I let my wife have FTF on the cache. She did find it on her own, after it was published, and wasn't present when I placed it.

So here's my challenge to you: Don't hunt for this cache. That's right. Just let it sit there. Drive by it every day, knowing that you could just hop off and hop right back on the Interstate, in less than 10 minutes you could have another smiley. But you wouldn't want to claim this lame cache as a find would you? How addicted are you?

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

unatvat va gur gerr

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
-------------------------
N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)