Lake of Fools Traditional Cache
kleetus: No fun just being another number.
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There's no cache here. I did not put an ammo can here. The coordinates are bogus.
Lovely parking lot. One of the largest unused parking lots in Florida. It was built with tax payers money just because. So there Florida tax payers! You'll hate every minute you trudge across this treeless expanse. The heat will be intensified because of all the asphault. They had to build an asphault factory on the site just to build the parking lot. The worst thing about it, if you decide to look for a cache that isn't there, is that you'll have so much trouble finding a place to park! The lot is there but they forgot to build a road to it. After realizing their error the environmental rules had changed and there was no way to get an access approved. It is now tied up in the courts where it is expected to be at least for the next fifty years.
OK now the lake. It was built to catch the run off from the parking lot. It is a man made masterpiece. Groomed with grass around it's edges to prevent erosion. Then the grass was poisoned to prevent it from growing into the water because it might contaminate the water. There is a full time attendant who makes sure the grass does not grow into the lake. He is equipped with the most high tech grass removal devices on the planet. It was specially stocked with a bass and two gold fish. Now what made you read this far? Notice the date the cache was placed. It is April fools day. It is actually a short hike around a retention pond to an easy to find ammo can. It's dry now but it looks like it might be a mud hole in wet times for muddin' trucks. Please be sure to camouflage it well after you find it.
UPDATE: April 09, No longer an ammo can due to the barbed wire fence.
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
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