Beat the Bushes fer Cybercat! Event Cache

Seems like everywhar I go I fine caches hidden by this Lil lady, an speshuly dem cemtaries. Gotta luv dem numbers of hides!  To celuhbrate Cybercat's 5000th milestone, ya'll are corjuhlee invited to a big ole shindig at Guadalupe State Park on June 24.
We will spend the day beatin' the bushes fer caches that I had my Cabinet staff hide fer ya'll Texas cachers.
Arrive ennytime yew want, but we will prahblee git together fer vittles aroun' 1:00PM.
I will be bringin' the meat, and ya'll have to sign up to bring stuff--enough fer everyone to share, ya hear?
Now, don't run out thar and do all them new caches that ya see poppin' up, cuz it's lotsa more fun stompin' thru dem dar woods with bunches a' people, and some of 'em may be perty hard ta git to.  Y'all come on out an swap tales an stomp them thar woods with other fools lookin' fer elusive tupperware.