You also know that Ogres are like onions--with layers--so,
because you are a geocacher you can "visit" my swamp. But no
staying! If you want to see my swamp, cross the rocky bridge.
Because I'm a fun guy, there's lot of toys to play with...a
rubber chicken, a pinwheel, squeaky toys....you know!

P.S. Please leave me and my friends in the swamp. We don't want
to go anywhere.
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