Star Struck Mystery Cache
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to find this cache. A Small amount of brain matter is required.
One day, Billy Bob Houghton the Third, an aspiring actor, but
currently a go-fer, is walking a circuit around the halls within
Paramount Studios. As he is walking along, he hears voices coming
from a slightly ajar door.
Curious, he sidles up to the door, noting that it is within the
John Gielgud Tribute room. He listens and tries to make out what is
being said. It seems that he has stumbled upon some great actors
having a discussion about their greatest lines in their movies, and
who's was possibly best.
Meryl Streep continues-"I've always believed my voiceover in Out of
Africa was always impressive. It brought the viewers in to see my
story line. 'I had a farm in Africa'. Outstanding work, if I do say
so myself."
Clint Eastwood chuckles at this, and removes the toothpick from the
corner of his mouth. "C'mon Meryl, even my 'Right turn, Clyde' is
known by more people on the planet. If you're going to play this
game, you've got to come to the table ready to play. 'I know what
you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to
tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track
myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful
handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've
got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya,
punk?' BAM! Now that's a classic quote! And don't even get me
started about Personnel or opinions" Clint goes back to chewing on
his toothpick.
Bette Midler slaps Clint on the shoulder and says "Don't be so
serious Clint. You need a funny quote every so often. What about my
line in The Stepford Wives about a pinecone and Merry Christmas?"
The whole group chuckles. Bette continues, "Now how about 'My
husband does business with the Mafia! When they track you down,
you, your entire family, everyone you ever KNEW will all get
chainsaw enemas!', or even 'Well... alone in the dark with
thousands of men. There is a God after all!' Keep 'em rolling in
the aisles!"
From the back of the room, Kevin Costner is waving his arms around
in the air. "OI!", he yells, "Follow me down here for a second.
That's it, come this way" The group turns and moves in
Kevins direction. Kevin gives a quick smile and says "See, this is
where you have it all wrong. Great lines mean nothing. It's how
people remember their delivery. I mean, c'mon, I did an American
accent for a English movie!! 'I am Robin of Locksley, milady' Pfft.
I had people talking about that one for years. Anyway, I've always
got the 'If you build it, they will come' attached to me. So I need
nothing"
Whoopi Goldberg coughs slightly to bring the attention back to her.
"You go hush now Kevin deary. It's all about the movie, the
content, the director, AND the delivery. I mean, sheeze louise.
'The more things change, the more they stay the same.' What more
needs to be said? You can keep blathering on, until you turn the
colour purple, but it won't make a lick of difference to me." And
with that, Whoopi whips out a small bamboo fan, and fans her
face.
A small grunt eminates from the shadows. Leaning forward, the face
of Harvey Keitel appears. "You want classic quotes? Lets try some
of these on for size! You ready?". The others nod
Harvey clears his throat and commences. "Well, take it or leave it.
If you want to save yourself some money, don't ..." The room
erupts, all shaking their hands and screaming "NO NO NO" at Harvey.
Clint wipes his forehead and says to Harvey, "Harvey, we know you
have had great lines, but we need to keep it PG level only"
"OK", says Harvey, "what about 'No, let me ask you a question. When
you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in..'". Harvey is
stopped again, Clint advising him it's not PC in this day and
age.
Harvey thinks again and starts talking, "OK, how about the one that
starts with 'Show me how you...', is that OK?"
Whoopi is furiously fanning her face, and shaking her head at
Harvey. She is obviously bothered. "Harvey, could we just have one
simple, quote from you, without having to be concerned about your
swearing, or vulgarity?"
Harvey stops, and thinks for a minute, grabs a pen and paper and
writes furiously for 1 second. He stops, holds it up showing the
group. Clint squints at the sign. S +.069 E +.033. Is that a
quote? What does it mean?" Keitel smiles and says "Well, if you
take note of where I am, and use this quote, you will find
something better than a quote, you'll find a cache!"
BYOP
(Head for GZ. Across from "Green Woods",
enter the small gateway up into a bushland reserve where tracks
will get you to within about 20 metres of the cache. Please try not
to step on anything green near GZ. Thanks.
Good luck. - PesceVerde)
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
Fghzc erzanag. Irel oheag bhg fghzc.