In the sprit of a series of
caches I did in the Salt lake City area.
To help pass the hours away, I've been doing some research on
the web, and have discovered some very interesting, but disturbing
facts about our environment.
It seems that many, many years ago, in approximately 283,462 BC
(they didn't have their Barnes & Noble Calendars back then, so
the date is approximate) there was an ancient mother ship landed
just south of what is now Cleveland, Ohio. From this mother ship,
many other mother ships sprung forth, each carrying a full
compliment of alien creatures to do their will upon the very young
earth. These beings, it is believed are the chief cause of the
demise of the Dinosaurs, but that is another tale.
To help monitor the progress on their new-found home, the mother
ship creatures built permanent structures to monitor the worker
aliens progress on their new planet. These structures were always
thought to have another purpose, but it's only recently that it has
been discovered that their true purpose is to monitor human's
movements, thoughts, and Television shows. (How do you think the
Apprentice has lasted this long???). These reports are
electronically transmitted to the homeland far, far, away in
another galaxy at the approximate interval of 1 year, when earth's
orbit reaches the closest point to their homeland, Phraszszlephup
13.
These structures must be monitored regularly as the magnetic
aura around humans, and their GPSr's disrupt these transmissions.
This is a very important task, and is today held in the utmost
secrecy among those in Homeland Security. To aid in the necessary
monitoring I have placed caches near many of these structures, as I
have identified them. One must be ever diligent in approaching
these, for if you're noticed, they may emit very high frequency
radio waves, and unless you're wearing an aluminum foil helmet,
these waves will disintegrate your brain, (thereby explaining why
Hollywood people are the way they are!) These caches are very
covertly disguised, or hidden, because should the aliens pick up on
their magnetic resonance (or yours!) the towers will emit a high
frequency shockwave, and destroy them, (or you, if you're not
stealthy!)
Go, my friend, and seek these caches in good faith, act with
stealth, and you shall be rewarded, but do not go heavily afoot, as
there is danger lurking within those walls! Please note your
monitoring on the online logs, but only sign the on-board log, as
they are necessarily small.