The Cache of Cthulhu Mystery Cache
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The cache is not at the posted coordinates. Those coordinates however are an excellent parking area within 0.5 miles of the cache. The weird tale below will provide you with the actual coordinates.
Recently, Meandmydogs (MAMD) and Spikester1 (S1) traveled to Arkham, MA to geocache on the campus of the Miskatonic University (MU). While there, Spikester visited some of his old colleagues in the Physics department. During the visit, he and MAMD were shown a recently unearthed artifact found by an MU expedition to Antarctica. The object was obviously immensely old, appeared to be of non-human origin, and was covered with runes.
Since Spikester was an acknowledged expert on cryptanalysis and stenography, he was allowed to take a copy of the inscriptions home with him for analysis. After considerable work, and much reference to the Necronomicon and other arcane books, Spikester was able to decipher the text. The tablet read as follows:
"Call Cthulhu via radio on 3.7696907 MHz. Direct your signal at the stellar nebula in NGC 4.263275. Gort and Klaatu send their regards..."
Spikester showed the result to MAMD and the following conversation ensued:
S1: We must attempt communication at once!
MAMD: No thank you.
S1: Surely you jest! First contact with an extraterrestrial civilization would make us famous. Think of what we could learn!
MAMD: Cthulhu is one of the 'Great Old Ones' who once ruled the earth. Therefore, although they have taken refuge in interstellar space, the Great Old Ones can not rightly be considered ET's.
S1: But communication with a non-human intelligence, no matter what its origin, will still be a worthwhile first.
MAMD: I'm sorry, but no.
S1: But why not?
MAMD: Cthulhu is presently engaged in a multi mega-year long sleep session. If you call him and wake him, he will most likely transport himself to Earth since he has vowed to reconquer the planet after he finishes his long nap. The resulting mayhem and destruction would be bad enough. But, even if we talked him out of planetary conquest, I'm afraid a visit by a multi-tentacled monstrosity from beyond space and time would likely ruin my new carpets. Either way, the results are horrendous!
S1: As always, your natural logic is impeccable!
Moral of the Story: Let sleeping dogs (and Great Old Ones) lie.
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
Chmmyr: Hfvat angheny ybt-vp, vg'f ovt, vg'f urnil, vg'f jbbq.
Pnpur: Vg'f ovt, vg'f urnil, vg'f fgbar.