I hate Bobby. He's mean to me. He's my big brother, but I wish
he would just leave me alone!
One time, he took my fish - I used to have this fish, see? His
name was Sparky, and he would swim over to me when I looked in his
globe. I'd feed him when I got home from school, except when I
forgot. But I'd make up for it later
and feed him double. Anyway, Bobby told me the cat - Mushroom
- ate Sparky. He told me I would just have to wait for
Mushroom to poop him out... but I'd have to get him right away
before he dried up. So I sat all day by Mushroom's litter box.
It wasn't bad 'cause I had a bunch of comic books I could read
again. Then Bobby took those too. Only Mushroom never pooped
out Sparky. I got mad and started to cry. I picked up
Mushroom, and told him to hurry up and poop out my fish or I'd
put my finger in his mouth like Mom did when I swallowed that
Lego. Bobby laughed at me. I got so mad, I dropped the cat and
ran to the bathroom. And then I saw. Sparky was floating in
the toilet! It wasn't Mushroom at all. Stupid Bobby! So that's
why you can't tell Bobby, okay? I have to hide all my cool
stuff from him, or it'll end up in the toilet like Sparky. But
you can see. Now, the good stuff is in one place, but you have
to go to this other place first, okay? I did that 'cause I
kept forgetting where I hid everything, so I had to leave a
note where I could find it. But then I had to hide that, too,
'cause Bobby would try to follow me and steal my stuff again,
or melt it in the microwave like my Cobra Commander. So make
sure you hide my stuff when you're done, because Bobby can't
find it. And you can play with it all you want, or trade stuff
too. But don't tell Bobby!!
Maryland DNR Approved.