"Barking Moonbat".... I love that phrase. It's just so much fun
to say. It just rolls off the tounge...
It was long believed that the term "Barking Moonbat" was a
derogatory phrase used by one political party to describe the
other. Thanks to the valiant efforts of Serial Finder and Joe
Merchant, the truth can finally be revealed:
"Barking Moonbat" is actually a term utilized by the NSA and
their CIA cronies, to label a space alien who has taken human form.
The long term goal of the space aliens is, of course, boron
harvesting from the posteriors of Peep eating humans. To accomplish
this goal, it is imperative that our nation, as a whole, lose its
collective will, and be unable to resist the space alien's efforts
in a unified fashion.
Toward that end, the aliens kidnapped certain key influential
figures, then zapped them into oblivion, replacing them with one of
their own, which had been bio-genetically altered to resemble the
person they replaced.
To avoid any potentially embarrassing socio-political faux pax,
the space aliens specifically targeted those subjects who were
known for somewhat kooky behavior in the past, in the hopes that
any unusual statements or activity would be largely ignored by the
masses.
To achieve their goal of human pacification, the space aliens
directed the Barking Moonbats to promote laws and ordinances across
the country, geared toward eliminating our willpower, effectively
nullifying us as a threat. The NFL's "No Taunting" rule,
Presidential term limits and ordinances requiring you to mow your
lawn all directly stem from Barking Moonbats political influence.
Fear not though. These replicants can be detected, if you apply
vigilance to the task. If you believe you have detected a
replicant, confront them in a public place, and yell, "You
Sir/Madam, are a Barking Moonbat", repeatedly, as loud as you can.
Doing this while media cameras are running can help ensure your
success. Once outed, the space alien Hive Queen will remove the
replicant from service, to avoid further revelation of their
nefarious plans.
Take the Barking Moonbat test, and see if you can spot the space
aliens amongst us:
Yes = 1 point / No = 2 points
Yes = 1 point / No = 2 points
Yes = 1 point / No = 2 points
Yes = 1 point / No = 2 points
Yes = 1 point / No = 2 points
Yes = 1 point / No = 2 points
Yes = 1 point / No = 2 points
Yes = 1 point / No = 2 points (Just for you, Max!)
Add up your total score. If your score is higher than 8, please
go eat some Peeps.