GC17Z6F Kandtastic Kandnandrum (Traditional Cache) in Oklahoma, United States created by Darkmoon

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GC17Z6F ▼

A cache by Darkmoon Message this owner

Hidden : 12/15/2007

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Size: Size: regular (regular)

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Kandtastic Kandnandrum

WARNING....WARNING....WARNING
The following cache and disclaimer is to allow the viewer to know that this is a Darkmoon cache, as it might be hazardous to your sanity, bring rips of torn flesh to your arms and legs, and cause you to stand and stare into the sky with your fist raised to the heavens shaking and moving as you mutter those words of encouragement to Darkmoon. If you feel threaten by this, turn to another cache page quickly, if not, fasten your seatbelts, place your trays in the upright position and hold on tight, the ride may prove to be bumpy!

Oh no, I can just see what you cachers are thinking as you read the warning, trying to figure out what insanity Darkmoon has done. Could this be a super complex night cache involving astro physics, a multi of such devious nature that you will run while wearing an all man, all plastic Wal-Mart man thong? No, oh no, this is a cache that needed to be placed, so before I describe the heights that you will suffer, pull up a chair and listen to my story. It started long ago when...

...I had just given up on caching and was looking forward to retiring out to the river to live my life as a simple vagrant, making a shelter out of any flotsam and jetsam that I could find, modeling it into a silo of scratchy and pokey things while living on a diet of turtle bellys and snakes, even any pooh that I might find around the curve. Oh yeah, I was just going to trash and cache sort of speak if you know what I mean. Well one cacher wouldn't have it and brought me back into the fold, allowing me to nurse myself back into health and letting me live with his family tell I got back on my feet. He nurtured me back into the fold and family of caching. He set up an obstacle course in his back yard to train me for caching in the rain or the sunshine. I was quizzed and tested by the family, like I was one of their own. Now all of a sudden caching is fun again. This cache is dedicated to my good buddy Kand, who is not only a great friend, he is a wonderful family man, a fellow four wheeler, a man whose heart is a mile long and who is also one great cacher himself. Yes, Kand, this kache is for you! Just my way of saying thanks. Thank you man, I Love you.

You guys are looking for a 50 caliber ammo can (that means a big one folks) done up in a special Darkmoon Stealth paintjob and hidden somewhere in these woods. Oh yeah, who knows what you might come across, you know...homeless people, thorns and briars, more thorns and briars, and even more thorns and briars. And lets not forget about snakes, and lizards, lots of lizards. And homeless people. Oh yeah, there is a shanty town not far from the kache. Their names are Bodacious Bob, Walmart Wally and Can Collector Sam. So enjoy the treasures, share your memories, have some fun and lets stay caching!

Darkmoon