THE CACHE IS NOT AT THE LISTED COORDINATES ABOVE!
This cache was inspired by Altosaxplayer's Alto's Gone Crazy #7 near Kingsport, TN. It is designed to test your Geosense. It will be challenging and a little more difficult than most. It will test your skills, it will try your patience, and it might even make you crack. The coordinates will take you to the parking lot of a well known home improvement store. The cache will be located somewhere within the boundries of this property. It will be your job to find it. The cache container will remain a mystery but I will tell you it contains only a log, so bring a pen. The only way to find it is by sheer luck or by being downright determined. There will almost always be muggles so use stealth as needed. Please place the cache back JUST AS YOU FOUND IT so that all geocachers can have the same experience.