Many Geocachers Refuse
To Do Puzzle Caches Because:
(a) They Think That The Puzzles Are Too Hard To
Solve.
(b) They Know That They Are Not Bright Enough To Figure
Them Out.
(c) Both "a" and "b".
(f) Tilt, Tilt, Tilt.
Well, If You Fit Descriptions "a", "b", "c" or Maybe Even An "f",
Then You Are In Luck.
I Have Lowered The Intellectual Bar To Such An Extreme
Level, That Even The Totally Perplexed should be able to log a
find.
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This Puzzle-Cache Is
Dedicated To All The Geocachers Whose Problem Solving
Skills...Totally Suck.
After many long hours of thoughtless thoughts trying to find a way
to include the Bewildered in another aspect of Geocaching, I
believe that I have finally created the perfect Puzzle Cache that
can be solved by both...the Puzzle Experts and the Neuron
Deprived...In About The Same Amount Of Time.
Don't let this Puzzle scare you. You can solve it in the
comfort of your own home, taking as much time as
needed...Days, Months or even Years. No one outside your
little world will ever know that you are totally Clueless, Confused
or Downright Dense.
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How To
Play:
When you have built up enough courage to play, click on
the “I Ain't Afraid, I Wanna Play ” link. A Photo of the
area where the Cache is located will display. Your mission is to
study that Photo for the clues, Identify the area, Get the
coordinates, Go locate the Cache and Log your find. It should take
the average person under 60 seconds to solve this
puzzle.
You can check your coordinates for this puzzle on
Geochecker.com.
Please, No Emails For Hints Unless You Have
Exhausted All Other Means. In Case You Don't Find The Cache, You
Are Allowed To Call A Friend For Help. Be Sure to bring yer own
writin' stick!
Ok, Are You Ready? Take a Deep Breath And Click On The
"I Ain't Afraid, I Wanna Play" Link To Display The Puzzle.
I
Ain't Afraid, I Wanna Play!
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Logging The Find:
Be Sure To mention if you had any problems solving the
Cache, If there weren't enough clues...etc.
Feel free to post Hints, Spoiler Pictures of Ground Zero
and the Cache Container to help the next Oblivious
GeoCacher.
Finally:
This Puzzle-Cache is active and out there right now. It
is waiting for you to find it. It keeps showing up in your searches
and Mocks you. You know you want to solve it and log it. What Is
Your Excuse?
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A nod to Drooling_Mongoloid for the concept, and for help with
the photo.
