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Hidden : 5/1/2008
Difficulty:
2 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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The posted coordinates are fake, bub! To get the coordinates, you must do some intense research in modern literachur. And there will be a special logging requirement. Remember that now.

Welcome to the world of Captain Underpants! The quaint village of Piqua, Ohio is home to our super hero, and also to our younger not-quite-as-super heroes who always seem to be rearranging signs or otherwise wreaking havoc at Jerome Horwitz Elementary school. This region perched on I-75 north is truly fortunate to have such a super-hero. If it were not for Captain Underpants, the peaceful citizens of Piqua would suffer the wrath of a gamut of evil villains bringing turmoil and strife related to gross bodily functions.

Bandito Variable Difficulty (BVD) Rating: The questions presented here vary significantly in difficulty. Therefore, a difficulty rating system has been devised, adapted from waistband sizes. A BVD rating of 30 denotes a very easy question, one which may even be common knowledge. On the other hand however, a BVD 46 signifies a very difficult question, which may require countless hours of painstaking research.

Each question presented below is preceded by a special icon that denotes its BVD rating.


The cache will be found at N 40° AB.CDE W 084° FG.HIJ.


NORTH Clues:

Who is Captain Underpants?
a. George Beard (A=1)
b. Melvin Sneedly (A=3)
c. Snotty Gigglepants (A=8)
d. Benny Krupp (A=0)

What was not on the lunch menu when the incredibly naughty cafeteria ladies from outer space took jobs at Jerome Horwitz Elementary School?
a. Boston baked boogers (B=7)
b. Zombie-nerd milkshakes (B=8)
c. Monkey brains on toast (B=9)
d. Freeze-dried worm guts (B=0)

In the Sixth Epic Novel of the Captain Underpants saga, through the magic of the world-famous cheesy animation technique known as Flip-O-Rama, Sulu the wonder hamster defeats the Bionic Booger Boy by whacking him with three oversize novelty items. Which of the following oversize novelty items is not employed?
a. A Big Boxing Glove (C=0)
b. A Huge Hammer (C=2)
c. A Sizeable Pair Of Dentures (C=4)
d. A Colossal Cane (C=6)

The POOPSIE space shuttle, which lands at Piqua International Airport after being attacked by robo-boogers, is commanded by ______.
a. Commander Commando (D=1)
b. Captain Crunch (D=4)
c. Lieutenant Loogie (D=7)
d. Major Tomski (D=0)

In the first Captain Underpants novel, George Beard's street address is identified. What is his street address?
a. 2131 N Main St., Piqua Ohio 45356 (E=9)
b. 552 Riverside Dr., Piqua Ohio 45356 (E=1)
c. 1526 Vine St., Piqua Ohio 45356 (E=7)
d. 410 Park Ave., Piqua, Ohio 45356 (E=3)


WEST Clues:

The Wicked Wedgie Woman made evil robots who resembled our young heroes. What were the robots' names?
d. Larry and Curly (F=3)
c. Lenny and Squiggy (F=2)
b. Robo-George and Harold 2000 (F=1)
a. bennet and boatchick (F=0)

What is Harold's pet pterodactyl called?
a. Crackers (G=4)
b. Polly (G=2)
c. Spot (G=8)
d. Humphrey (G=6)

Who was/were the first super-villain(s) confronted by Captain Underpants?
w. Dr. Diaper (H=3)
x. Talking Toilets (H=9)
y. bennet and boatchick (H=1)
z. Professer Pippy P. Poopypants (H=4)

Where did Mr. Morty Fyde go after resigning from his teaching job?
a. The Piqua Happy Home (I=3)
b. The Piqua Valley Home for the Reality-Challenged (I=7)
c. The Miami County Madhouse (I=8)
d. The Sidney Sanitarium (I=2)

What are the school colors of Jerome Horwitz Elementary?
a. Grey and dark grey (J=4)
b. Red and grey (J=9)
c. Red and blue (J=5)
d. Puce and taupe (J=1)


Hey, what about that extra logging requirement?!
We are glad you asked. In order to log this cache as a find, your online log must include your new name as figured by Professor Poopypants's's Name Change-o-Chart 2000. A copy of the chart will be found in the cache. Logs without silly names will be deleted, and the loggers will have to stay after school.



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