GC1A91T Operation: Blacken Acorn (Traditional Cache) in Oklahoma, United States created by Darkmoon

GC1A91T ▼

A cache by Darkmoon Message this owner

Hidden : 3/16/2008

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Size: Size: regular (regular)

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Operation: Blacken Acorn

Awoken frrom my sound slumber by the tiny alarm, I opened my eyes and realized it was the black phone that is hidden inside my nightstand. This wasn't good I thought to myself as I opened the door using the numerical keypad lock. It is never good when the black phone rings. I knew of course who was on the other end before I even picked it up. Yes, General, you say a new cell has been discovered. What is the coords. Got it. Yes I will assemble the squad. Try to take prisoners sir....hmmmm we will try but I can't promise you that. Thank you sir. Over and out. After a few minutes of making the call to the rest of the group, I was going to my closet and grabbing my gear and weapons. You see, I am the leader of a crack anti-terrorist group called Blacken Acorn and our job is to search, locate and destroy any squirrel splinter cells that form and try to destroy the American way of life. My group is highly trained in all arts of squirrel combat and we do our job very well. In fact most of the public is unaware of what we do and how many rogue squirrels we take care of. Sometimes a story might escape and you read about a kid in Colorado who got bit in a park feeding a squirrel or how a few squirrels invaded a residence in Oregon, but the fact is we handle over 200 of these calls a year without the public knowing.

Tonight we have great intel on a splinter cell with several leaders of the Squirrel Army in attendance, who we are to capture and take back to a special facility made to hold, house and extract information from these flying fur missles of death and destruction. All in all the team was successful and the mission went off perfectly as we were able to kill several rogues squirrels, capture a few high officials, found a load of documentation on further attacks planned on Darkmoon and his men and a new splinter cell consisting of chipmunks infiltrating as fun loving animals but strapped with TNT filled acorns and pecans on their chests without losing one single man from my unit. We got them to the White Belly Fur Detention area and handed them over so the interrogations can start. Yes, what we do everyday in our job save thousands of people certain death from the hands of those squirrels. So beware Commander Squirrel, Oakie bin Ladin or what ever you call yourself these days, it will only be a matter of time before we find you and save America from you.

You will be looking for a 30 caliber ammo can done up in a great Darkmoon Anti-Terrorist paintjob and filled with some great squirrel fighting swag. And being that this is the detention center, there are a few squirrel prisoners here. Beware, these are some of the meanest and nastiest squirrels there are and will in a blink of an eye take advantage of you and kill you for their own means. As this detention center is meant to be hidden, it is far off the beaten path and in some very heavy woods, guarded by many pointy and sharp thorns, that evil Poison Ivy, and some viscious poo flinging monkees. Yes, depending on the path you take you could be in for a challange. So put on your best camo clothes, dust off your boonie hat and make sure you have signed your last will and testament, it is hunting time.

Darkmoon