The Klingon Death Cry Traditional Cache

Now I know you all are wondering just how a Klingon's glorious death could have anything to do with a sandwich shop, but bear with me for a bit and all will become as logical as a Vulcan's laundry list.

It is common knowledge that "when a worthy Klingon warrior dies, his fellow comrades will roar and howl to warn the dead that a fearsome and honorable soul is about to join Kahless The Unforgettable and enter Sto-Vo-Kor, being the after-life domain of fallen warriors".

Well OK, maybe you didn't know that. I had to look it up to get the specifics (imagine that), but I knew the concept and Sto-Vo-Kor rang a bell. Anyway, as you may well imagine, many a fearsome Klingon has met his death while at his post on a Klingon Bird of Prey. This small but formidable craft has carried plenty of Klingons to the gates of Sto-Vo-Kor. As the ship erupts in a firey explosion of plasma, gack rations and disruptor parts, it appears for a brief moment that the craft has become a flaming Phoenix.

Short lived as this spectacle is, it brings to mind that tasty sandwich that you can find at Isaac's: The Phoenix. This is of course one of my favorites and I feel a bit like Pavlov's dog as I write this.

At any rate, should you choose to embrace my logical conclusion that this cache is aptly named, then I bid thee Kapláh! May your search end in glorious victory. If you think I am yet another sorry epitomemy of geekdom gone wry, then may you wander the endless rocky terrain of Kissel Hill whilst being eyed by a huge sinister rabbit and never find this tricky little cache.