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Fore Letter Word Traditional Cache

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LZ33
Community Volunteer Reviewer - Georgia

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Hidden : 9/27/2008
Difficulty:
1 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   regular (regular)

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Geocache Description:

Q: Why is this strange game called that name?
A: All the other four-letter words were taken

In my hand I hold a ball....
white and dimpled, rather small....
Oh , how bland it does appear....
this harmless looking little sphere....

By its size I could not guess....
the awesome strength it does possess....
But since I fell beneath it's spell....
I've wandered through the fires of hell..

My life has not been quite the same...
Since I chose to play this game....
It rules my mind for hours on end...
A fortune it has made me spend....

It has made me swear and yell and cry....
I hate myself and want to die....
It promises a thing called par....
If I can hit straight and far....

To master such a tiny ball....
should not be very hard at all .
But my desires the ball refuses....
and does exactly like it chooses....

It hooks and slices, dribbles and dies....
and even disappears before my eyes....
Often it will take a whim....
to hit a tree or take a swim....

With miles of grass on which to land....
it finds a tiny patch of sand....
Then has me offering up my soul....
if only it would find the hole....

It's made me whimper like a pup....
and swear that I will give it up....
And take a drink to ease my sorrow....
but the ball knows..... I'll be back tomorrow!!!!

Cache is on private property with permission.

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Oruvaq gur srapr.

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)