Ode to NEOGEOland Mystery Cache

The coordinates above are for the picnic area and playground at Bath Nature Preserve, a great park for hiking, dog walking, bicycling, fishing, sledding and cross-country skiing. The cache is not at the posted coordinates, but it's not too far away. To get the correct coordinates, you must first solve the following puzzle:

There once was a cacher they called Geo Jetson Who cached in Wyoming in a ten gallon Stetson One summer he came up to NEOGEOland And ended up never caching again

He first tried a cache called Nightmare in the Woods Spent the whole day but came up with no goods Went to another cache called Fifteen Goats Searched all four corners then gave up the ghost

He traded his Stetson for his friend's lucky fez Hoping for luck with a puzzle called PEZ Wouldn't you know it got him nowhere He gave back the fez and pulled out his hair

He thought that a nice urban micro'd be fun A confidence builder, rated 1/1 But he miscued the pocket query and made himself woozy Seeking a birthday micro for Suzzie

His confidence shattered, his nerves now were raw He went to an event they called Mardi Gras Hoping his sanity could be revamped But they made him moon strangers while dressed like a lamp!

He said "All these caches will drive me to drink!" So he looked up a company called GeoShrinks "If anyone can help me, they surely can!" But their web-site said they won't touch NEOGEOland

So poor Geo Jetson went back to Wyoming His right eye was twitching, his mouth it was foaming Threw his Magellan beneath a Greyhound Now he weaves baskets and wears them to town.

The cache is a small container with room for coins and small trade items.

This cache is in celebration of my 50th puzzle cache find (most of them right here in NEOGEOland). No special tools or skills are required to solve the puzzle, but you will have to think outside the box. I really don't know what to rate it, so I threw a dart and came up with 3.5 stars. I'll adjust the rating as needed. As for hints, I can't think of any that wouldn't give the whole kit'n'kaboodle away, so we'll just have to go hintless for now. If I ever come up with one, and it turns out that it's needed, I'll post it here. Have fun with it!