You are invited you once again to sit back, relax, and enjoy a
story that you may find familiar. While some may scratch their
heads, others of you will find this pretty simple. This story is by
the same author who wrote "Centre Alley" & "Ladle Rat Rotten
Hut" (Mr Emu's fifth and sixth caches respectively), and it is in
the public domain.
Note: The posted
coordinates are for the nearest parking.
Once the puzzle is solved, this cache is within fairly easy walking
distance from the car park. Spectacular views from several viewing
platforms make this area well worth visiting even if you can't
solve the puzzle. It should also be a bit of fun for those
puzzle-solvers who live nowhere near the cache area as well.
Guilty Looks Enter Tree
Beers
Wants pawn term dare worsted ladle gull hoe hat search putty yowler
coils debt pimple colder Guilty Looks. Guilty Looks lift inner
ladle cordage saturated adder shirt dissidence firmer bag florist,
any ladle gull orphan aster murder toe letter gore entity florist
oil buyer shelf.
"Guilty Looks!" crater murder angularly, "Hominy terms arena garner
asthma suture stooped quiz-chin? Goiter door florist? Sordidly
NUT!"
"Wire nut, murder? wined Guity Looks, hoe dint peony tension tore
murder's scaldings.
"Cause dorsal lodge an wicket beer inner florist hoe orphan
molasses pimple. Ladle gulls shut kipper ware firm debt candor
ammonol, an stare otter debt florist! Debt florist's mush toe
dentures furry ladle gull!"
Wail, pimple oil-wares wander doe wart udder pimple dump wampum toe
doe. Debt's jest hormone nurture. Wan moaning, Guilty Looks
dissipater murder, an win entity florist.
Fur lung, disk avengeress gull wetter putty yowler coils cam tore
mortised ladle cordage inhibited buyer hull firmly off beers -
Fodder Beer (home pimple, fur oblivious raisins, coiled "Brewing"),
Murder Beer, and Ladle Bore Beer. Disk moaning, oiler beers hat
jest lifter cordage, ticking ladle baskings, an hat gun entity
florist toe peck block-barriers and rash-barriers. Guilty Looks
ranker dough ball; bought, off curse, nor-bawdy worse hum, soda
sully ladle gull win baldly rat entity beer's horse!
Honor tipple inner darning rum, stud tree boils fuller sop - wan
grade bag boiler sop, wan muddle-sash boil, and wan tawny ladle
boil. Guilty Looks tucker spun fuller sop firmer grade bag boil -
bushy spurted art inner hoary!
"Arch!" crater gull, "Debt sop's toe hart - barns mar mouse!"
Dingy traitor sop inner muddle-sash boil, witch worse toe coiled.
Butter sop inner tawny ladle boil worse jest rat, an Guilty Looks
aided oil lop.
Dingy nudist tree cheers - wan anomalous cheer, wan muddle-sash
cheer, an wan tawny ladle cheer. Guilty Looks set darn inner ladle
cheer, bushy worse toe bag ferret, ant soddenly bustard.
Claming upper stars tutor beer's bet-rum, Guilty Looks
dish-cupboard tree bets - wan grade bag bet, wan muddle-sash bet,
an wan tawny ladle bet. Failing torrid, shay flunker shelf honor
ladle bet, an jester cobbler menace letter, worse sunder slip an
snorting.
Inner ladle wile, donors offer cordage cam beck firmer
barrier-pecking extradition, currying baskings fuller
rash-barriers.
Whinny entity darning rum, Fodder Beer stuttered snuffing an
grueling tomb shelf.
"Warts ban goring earn hair?" crumpled dole beer, "Conjure small
psalm-sing deferent a boarder horse?"
"Crashes!" crater murder beer, ashy castor quack glands adder
tipple, "Hose ban muddling wet debt sop?"
Ladle Bore Beer stuttered crayon.
"Jest locket mar ladle boiler sop - oil garbled dope! An locket mar
itchy pitchy cheer - oil bustard!"
Locking adder bustard cheer, Murder Beer bay-gander gat historical,
an stuttered hurling tore horse-barn:
"Brewing! Brewing! Way gut BURGHERS inner horse. HORSE BURGHERS!
Quack! Coiler place! Wail, dun stun dare lacking end-bustle during
nosing! Coiler Place Deportment, quack!"
"Hammer garner coiler Place Deportment wen way dun heifer
toiler-fun?" resplendent Brewing, inner trampling verse. "Set darn,
worming, an cape quote! Yore oil-wares thanking dare burghers inner
horse!"
Oiler shame, Brewing worse jesters scarred aster udders; infect,
haze niece war shagging.
Finely, Fodder Beer gutter grade bag short-gum, Murder Beer gutter
muddle-sash haunting raffle, an Ladle Bore Beer gutter tawny ladle
pestle, an oiler beers crypt upper stars, ware Guilty Looks worse
line honor bet, sunder slip an snorting. Herring door beers, shay
weakened, lipped otter door window, and dished aware harm jesters
fascist shagged scrabble.
Oiler beers tar darner stars, an stuttered toe locker doers an
windows.
"Fodder," aster ladle bore beer, finely, "Wart worse debt
discussing crasher honor bet? Wart worse debt ogling ammonol wet
oil debt yowler far honor had, an hoe dint half nor far atoll honor
beck? Wart worse debt hobble lurking crasher, Fodder?"
Fodder Beer shuttered.
"Comb hair, mar bore. Heresy gut lessen furrier! Debt discussing
crasher worsen HORMONE BANG! Kipper ware firm debt candor ammonol!
Dare nor gut! Warts mar, are dun wander catcher goring entity
florist oil bar yore shelf. Debt
florist's mush toe dentures furry ladle beer!
Questions
A. What did the father have shaking?:
"voice" A = 3
"head" A = 5
"knees" A = 7
"fist" A = 9
B. What food was on the table?:
"porridge" B = 1
"stew" B = 3
"soup" B = 5
"cereal"B = 7
C. What type of berries were
actually
picked?
"raspberries" C = 1
"blackberries" C = 2
"strawberries" C = 3
If none were, C = 4
D. Who was the forest much too dangerous for?:
"a little girl" D = 3
"a little bear" D = 4
If neither of the above, D = 5
If both of the above, D = 6
E. What did the father take up stairs with him?:
"golf club" E = 2
"shovel" E = 4
"saucepan" E = 6
"shot gun" E = 8
The cache is hidden at:
S38 33.CAC E143 58.DBE
*A rough check of whether you have the right final coordinates can
be done with a checksum. If you add all of the digits of your
"calculated GZ" coordinates together, you will get a multidigit
number. Add all of these digits together to get a new number. Keep
doing this until you have a single number between 1 and 9. For this
cache, the checksum for the GZ coordinates equals 3. (However, it
seems that two wrong answers can give you the right checksum! I
have now added Evince coordinate verification, below.)
The Cache:
The cache is a 1.2 litre painted Sistema, with a logbook and an
assortment of swaps. In summer stealth may be required - tourists
can appear out of nowhere, from one of several directions. Please
make sure the cache is not visible when you replace it.
